RATED (R)UPERT

I started Rated (R)upert with a plan to bring myself closer to me, through my writing and perverseness. So, I uprooted a relationship, found another, carried on with Muffboxfilms until I found the right rubber stamp "Closed for business" - and whipped up Rated (R)upert, the all encompassing "Me" Blog (and it wasn't no 70's revival BTW). Then bit by bit, I began my interest in anti-erotica ... the whole idea of perversity on principle able to be fluent in other dialects other then the often unimaginative sex and sexuality genre (Is there room for Feminism in the bedroom, can Marxism join in too, does body image have Feng Shui and what is the average velocity of attraction but now for the weather ... oh sorry that was the weather, now for the nudes) or the endless stream of delectably deliberate sensuality (his eager hands ruffling my downy fanny feathers, I took his hand by the cock, and we sighed in confusion), even the biting clamp of domination has its no through road (I cracked the whip ... oh bugger, I haven't got a spare) - so creative smut is where I am heading.

I like changing perspective, I like thrusting myself against ideas that may or may not work - I dislike jerking around for what seems like an eternity with same set of values - to use an Orwell title, I have to "come up for air". Rated (R)upert attempted two things for me, the first was that bringing myself and my pornographic side closer, into a ball, and then growing some tentacles. The second was to "look back" at Muffboxfilms, which proved utterly useless and only served to rearrange the same furniture instead of assimilating it into my current world. Now I feel I have thoroughly made my octopus, it is time to give it coat-tails and a top-hat, bring it on stage and dim the lights. I am not anticipating the next stage to be some kind of major move forward, more an urge forward at this point. I'm not going to create a persona, or apply my Blogging to any particular style, rather I am looking to now unlearn some of the processes it has taken for me to get here.

These following chapters from Rated (R)upert I have chosen for Blogging merit and not for anything particularly profound - please feel free to poke your noses into my archives, I believe there are something like two hundred posts.

For my sex Blogging capers that continued ... please follow my journey at Muffboxfilms (2005-2006), Fancies and Fuckeries (2009-2011), Vice Rector (2011), and The Smut Organ (2012).

SEX
Dirty girls and horny boys
Rub-a-dub-dub ... four in a bed.
Anal and why until now ...
Rupert's Obscenity Report
Home Erotica
Dirty Monday Menage et Tois
Sex of convenience
One degree of Andy Warhol

MASTURBATION
Dancing 'round the May-pole.
Masturbateous Interuptus

SWINGING
Getting into the SWING of things ...
Creative orgies
The Life Style
Preperation for a swinger's party
"Erotic nitemares beyond any measure"
Ten Point Blank Tips On Swinging

VOYEURISM
Hitch Cock
Up Robe de Chambre
Sex in the city

CREATIVE COCK PICS
Cock Mosiacs
Snap your chap.
Naked Bike Ride
Odd sensations
Royal Male
Porno Bird and Cosmic Cocks.

FANTASY
Keeping up with the Ruperts
Some of my home cooked truth
Phlogged

SEX WORK
Porn is a four letter word
Guiness book of kink
Do not go gently into that good blog.
Rupert played guitar, jamming good with Lube and Willy
Re-erected in California
Who let the Rupert's out - blah, blah.
Woody ... well, in the filmmaker sense.
Post, post against the dying of the monitor light ...
Crackhour Transient Mousetrap
Everyday People
Portrait of the pornster as a young sprog

RELATIONSHIPSFucking in the name of...

PORN"Twas brillig and the slithy toves" and not to mention horny as fuck.
Are you being served?
A Cockwork Orange
My little phony
DIY Porn
Soviet Smut
Fingered and Nailed
Only fools Russian
What porn do you watch? Nun.
Real Martian Porn
Novelty Cocks

JUST SILLY
Getting into the Bolivian dictionary
To do list ...
Marbles
Lure of the lewd and other news.
Penis Prints
Woman arrested for flashing
The Aussie Hot Dog
Nigerian scams on Adult Matchmaker
Fuckness Instructor
In the end there was the word and it was Zzzzzzz
Friend of Rights

SEXUAL IDENTITY
Hair Here Hair
Manscaping
Interlude: or how I lost my virginity.
Sexual Identity: part one.
Sexual Identity: part two.
Sexual Identity: Part Three.
Sexual Identity: Part Four.
Sexual Identity: Part Five

RANTS
Sighs of the times
The cogs in my brain go 'round and 'round
10 things
Banana in Pajama
Nudists bug me

MISCELLANEOUSCock Deco
Night of the Living All Nighters
Birthday Post - 30 years of Me
Craziest Cock
Passing by ... Frumpinwampah from girls
Tip of the iceberg
"The Insatiable Wench"
Wuthering Heights
Fondness
Yes sex please, I'm Venetian
A dash of post
Between a rock and a fortunate horse.
Ground control to Major Tom
Keeping up with the Phones